CLUB NEWS NUTWEDGE IN MAY All car owners in the UK are advised to Walk and Leave their car parked during May, to help the Environment, and themselves, this excludes Grand Prix drivers, and Milk Men. GREENFLY Greenfly is on the increase. New Nutwedgers are warned to be on the lookout via their email accounts for unusually small dots. NUTWEDGE MONTH It is the Month of the Horse in June, Send your pictures (Jpeg Format) of Horses to Horses@nutwedge.com. Prizes will be awarded to the Following categorys: 1. The Horse posing in the most Unusual Place, For example in a Space Rocket! 2. Horses with the Biggest Eyes. 3. Horses that can perform human tasks, for example washing the car, or mowing the Lawn! Remember All pictures should be sent as JPEGS. Closing date is 30th June. The Winners will be announced in July. SACK FULL Will Derek Mcdonald of Glasgow, refrain from sending any more Fan mail to Nutwedge Towers. We are considering moving the London Offices, to save the Postman's spine from breaking, Stop Mr McDonald, we are loosing patience! Send all your letters to editorial@nutwedge.com attaching a S.A.E. for the return of original photographs, and cakes. MORE NEWS TO FOLLOW SHORTLY Updated On the 8th of the Month.